Garret Garretsson

Garret Garretsson is a dude who travelled around on a quest to explore Supreme Death Hell in order to log it and map it. He is a true adventurer and stories are being told to children about him. His most notorious work is his 3,001 page long diary. It is said that he is immortal and wanders still to this day. His current location is unknown, rumors has it he was imprisoned by one of the unknown nations that are not yet on the map.

His most defining attribute is said to have been his hair, which was an asymmetrical quiff. He had a severe addiction to adrenaline shots.

Garret Garretson Deaths
"My knowledge of the land is my greatest pride and the source of all of my accomplishments. But that knowledge came at a very high price, one that can only be paid in pain and suffering. And I paid that one too many times."
 * United Skeletons: Flayed alive and eaten.
 * Evil Wizard Satanists: Sacrificed to Satan.
 * BBQ: 360 no scoped, 15-0  1337.
 * Helicoptera: Sliced to bits by a propeller.
 * Hetzertopia: Run over by a Schwimmwagen.
 * Failsnakopolis: Consumed entirely by the darkness mist.
 * Kesodonia: Drowned in melting cheese.
 * Atomicbombia: Death due to Russian ignorance.
 * Stairsteppia: Thrown down the stairs.
 * Voytekia: Overpowered by a badger.
 * Fresh Mafioso: Entire body except for his head encased in concrete and then thrown into the sea.
 * Huge Ass Navy: Went bankrupt and took his own life.
 * Dead Marches of Warothornia: Choked on green fumes