The Stairway to Heaven

"Only those with the most elegant of legs will be capable of traversing the glistening marble steps of the Stairway to Heaven. One day, me and my people shall do just that, leaving this shitty realm to its inevitable doom. "

— Superior Prime President Longbone McAllister on the Stairway to Heaven.

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The Stairway to Heaven is the tallest landformation in Supreme Death Hell, located in the People's Republic of Taking Two Steps at a Time up the Stairs. It is impossibly steep, with treacherous pools of dried-up sugarproducts and miscellaneous items that some ancient race forgot to bring up festering on its every other step.

The people of Stairsteppia believe that this landformation is a way out of Supreme Death Hell, being one of the core elements in their belief-system. Those with origins in other nations often believe otherwise, thinking of the Stairway as a simple stair-shaped mountain that leads nowhere. Some even believe that the Stairway is a cruel joke set up by the deranged gods who watch over Supreme Death Hell, laughing at the Stairsteppian who dedicate their lives to conquering it.